I’ve been in Brisbane since like… Friday and I am kind of losing my mind holy shit.

I love how getting a glucose blood test requires fasting for 10-16 hours and that I have to somehow find two hours on a weekday between 8 & 12 bc the centres shut at midday and there’s no signs at ALL that you need to book it and not the other tests but the five seconds the woman at the desk spent to tell me to go away means she’s obviously having a more inconvenient time than me.

I’m sorry I haven’t eaten for so long and wasn’t informed by sweet fuck all about your dumb ass appointment system, it must have been so difficult for you to acknowledge me and put that bitchy look on your face. One hundred percent understandable. I mean completely reasonable that you snap at me and treat me shittily enough to leave such an impression after only bothering to give me five seconds of dialogue.
It’s not like there’s specific signs in your front room saying glucose test patients have priority and to tell the person at the desk when you arrive, which is exactly what I fucking did.
I don’t have time for thisssssss

my aunt came home from vacation and told me this story

indigoswankster:

defekait:

my aunt went to cape cod with her husband and brother and they went to the beach and she was flying a kite when this guy came up to her and said “ooh whatre you doing with that kite?” and being the sassy bitch my aunt is, said “im air fishing" without looking at him so he just says "…ok" and walks away and she looked over and her husband and brother were cracking up and it turns out she dissed justin timberlake

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furiouscuddles:

Clint has given each Avenger a name in sign language.  Thor is the letter ‘T’ in the motion of a hammer.  Steve is a salute with an “R”. Hulk is an “H” over the bicep, but Bruce is the sign for doctor followed by the letter “B”.  Natasha is an “N” being shot from his other wrist like a widow bite. His own name is a “C” being drawn back like a bow.  Stark is an “S” taking flight, unless Barton is mad at him, then he fingerspells “A.S.” for Anthony Stark, but accidentally on purpose adds a second “S”. 

actually this is how giving names work in sign language! usually you sign the first letter of the persons name and a motion that summarises them as a person, or something that reminds you of them!

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ewatsondaily:

I like books that aren’t just lovely but that have memories in themselves. Just like playing a song, picking up a book again that has memories can take you back to another place or another time.

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mrbiggsproductions:

The Real Hog Wash | by Cr1TiKaL
I laughed until I cried watching this

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shippery:

aka im a terrible person

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skunkbear:

These are “spurious correlations" (created by Tyler Vigen) paired with a comic (by XKCD).

Here’s the cool thing: Vigen points out that when we laugh at these correlations we are actually acting like scientists. He explains it better than I can in this video.

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On being asked if she is a feminist (in light of stars such as Shailene Woodley and Kelly Clarkson rejecting the label): “I don’t think they really understood what feminism is. It’s a right. Feminism, to me, is standing up for everything that someone else has already done for you. My mom has overcome so much in her life. She makes me want to stand up for myself. Stand up to the studio heads who try to tell me that I can’t have blonde hair; they want brown hair. Or I need bigger boobs, or I need to work out. Or I’m too skinny, so, like, ‘Eat a cheeseburger.’ I stand up for myself every day of my life. I grew up in a family of four boys. I’m, like, a born feminist. I’ve been a feminist since I was four years old.” - Chloe Grace Moretz

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howshouldipresume:

ooooh but sterek fic

where stiles keep making star wars references and no one ever gets them and he gets all flustered and annoyed

and then he and derek start dating but derek never gets his references either and just lets stiles goes on long rants about uneducated populace and classics derek, classics

until one day when they’re in bed together cuddling and stiles says “i love you” for the first time

and derek says “i know”

and there’s a pause before stiles yells YOU FUCKER and pillow fights and makeouts yes

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garbashians:

when someone makes a joke about one of ur insecurities

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panther-caroso:

THIS IS THE GREATEST ARTICLE I’VE READ IN YEARS

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portablemiah:

American History textbooks more like

Chapter 1: Introduction to White People
Chapter 2: White Settlers and the Indian Savages
Chapter 3: Whitey Makes a Country
Chapter 4: The Blacks
Chapter 5: Wars, Wars, Wars
Chapter 6: No More Racism!: Martin Luther King Jr. Gives a Speech
Chapter 7: The Modern Whites

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