high-school-fling:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

freezerburnt-capsicle:

dontbeanassbutt:

boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful

jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow

penis

thanks for your contribution

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loveholic198:

oakttree:

project-blackbird:

Emily Vancamp as Sharon Carter in “Captain America: The Winter Soldier”

Here’s an example of what we call a “soft no”. Sharon turns down Steve’s offer in a way that’s meant not to insult him but never actually uses the word “no”.

Steve clearly gets the message, though, and importantly offers to leave her alone. Sharon’s comment afterwards gives him an opportunity to try again later, but he doesn’t press and respects her rejection of his company even though it’s probably hurt his feelings a bit.

Just in case you ever wonder “What would Captain America do?”; there you go.

i also thought this was interesting because it reveals something about the subtleties of sharon’s job as an espionage agent, the particular social skills she needs. she has to keep steve close, so that she can keep an eye on and protect him, so when she unexpectedly comes into contact with him, she takes the opportunity to make friendly, just-this-side-of-flirtatious conversation. of course, regardless of whether she’d be interested in seeing him socially or romantically (and i don’t think the movie gives us any real clues as to whether she is or not; sharon’s not quite the cipher natasha is, but she has a pretty good poker face), she know that she can’t pursue it, because it would be a conflict of interest in terms of her job as a spy. and she deals with the situation with a great deal of finesse.

i thought it was pretty impressive on a number of levels.

Reblogging this again because it just makes me realize that this demonstrates Sharon choosing duty over love.

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thaxted:

astolat:

euclase:

Captain America, drawn in PS.

CAPSLOCK ON

OMG

IT’S SO… BEAUTIFUL… 

STARES ENDLESSLY

*HIGH-PITCHED SQUEAKY NOISE*

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phantasmaldexterity:

i almost scrolled away
almost

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thespyandthesoldier:

weight-a-second:

me too, Arya, me tooooo

This whole scene is golden.

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huxleypearl:

AU where Charles yells at Erik because he won’t stop Snapchatting him pictures of magnets.

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merveiyeux:

@midnight || #TVShowSequels

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turbo1nix:

Acceptable reaction to misogyny.

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dragondicks:

promoting body positivity for larger girls:

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doing so by throwing skinny girls under the bus, calling thinner girls “fake”, or insisting that being bigger is “what men really want” (implying that any female body type is only good if it has male approval):

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brokje:

amu-baqi:

when you refuse to look at your bank account balances and pretend like everything is ok

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shmapey:

justmyflawedlogic:

lokisgloriouspenis:

okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

so in conclusion

if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

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THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST

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factota:

fuck

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palmist:

i love this blooper 

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